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Suresh D
Sep 8, 2023
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🐟 What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh.

🧪 Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

🚀 How do you organize a space party?

You "planet"!

🚲 Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was too-tired!

🏠 What did one wall say to the other wall?

"I'll meet you at the corner!"

☠️ Why don't skeletons fight each other?

They don't have the guts!

🐻 What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

🍇 What did the grape say when it got stepped on?

Nothing, it just let out a little whine!

🍅 Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

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